friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
Black families at graduations be like:
Lawd help you if you go to an HBCU
Lol we be lit
LMFAO I bet you HBCUs have EVERY NAME getting loud cheers from some place in the audience!
HBCU’s are where its at
I’m literally 43 seconds into this new episode and I’ve already almost died because I made the rookie mistake of eating while listening to The Read.
oh no, I HAVE to eat while I’m listening to The Read. It’s like I’m having lunch with them and I’m at the table.
While you and your partner are getting it on, begin crying. Continue crying until they stop and turn on a light. Once they’ve done that, let out a shrill scream and incapacitate your partner. They’ve startled the witch.